you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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