She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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