she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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