Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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