The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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