its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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