question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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