If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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