we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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