god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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