I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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