Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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