don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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