Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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