All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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