no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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