Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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