therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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