what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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