Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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