Plan B is the new Plan A
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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