I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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