Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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