Where did you get a picture of my penis
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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