I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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