Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
