Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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