Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
