id be glad to
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
