Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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