I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
smell my finger.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
