Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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