He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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