just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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