He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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