For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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