He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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