Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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