I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
sex in a hospital.. check
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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