My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Also, beer. Big fan.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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