I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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