i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
the liver wants what the liver wants
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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