He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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