how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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