a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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