My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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