I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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