So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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