that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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