Sponge bath it is.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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