Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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