Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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