So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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