Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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